Hi, my name is Stella James…
Stella James
Is it just me or is everyone sick of celebs cheating on their spouses and then claiming sex addiction? What determines sex addiction and who is to say every Tom, Dick, and Harry isn’t addicted? Am I addicted? I mean I think about sex a lot, probably more then the average babe. I have decided to explore the subject further.
First off I know that sex addiction is a genuine disease and even has a 12 step treatment program. I went to a sex addiction website because I was certain that like all 12 step programs there would be some sort of assessment to decide if I need treatment. I was right and to no surprise my answers indicated that sex addiction is present. Unfortunately I don’t do well with 12 step programs. Mostly because according to those damn 12 steps I always fail! I am an alcoholic, sex addict, bi-polar, bulimic, with a depression problem. Good news is there is a 12 stepper for each of my vices. The only problem is I am happy with my vices. I will be the first to tell you that sex and whiskey are two of my favorite things in this world. As for the other ones, well if you can’t tell I’m joking then you need to lighten up and there should be a 12 step program to help you get your sense of humor back. Besides this isn’t about me finger banging my throat this is about me being addicted to sex. Like any other sensible addict I decided to dissect my addiction further and according to a website that will go un-named there are six behaviors I engage in that make me a sex addict.
Compulsive Masturbation:
Really? First of all it’s not called masturbation it’s called buzzing it out. Why does this make me an addict? I think this makes me sane! If I didn’t get to buzz it out at least twice a day I would be a complete bitch and no one would want to be around me. I buzz it out as a public service not because I am addicted to sex.
Phone or Computer Sex:
I don’t know who the boring prude is who said this was the behavior of a sex addict but get real! Clearly they have never had a boyfriend who tours or lives in another state. I’m not saying I partake in internet, phone, or text banging all the time but for Christ’s sake my bearded babe is moving halfway across the country and I didn’t just buy this web cam for nothing. Save your text sex public service announcements for the teenie boppers and get off my case.
Exhibitionism
Who doesn’t like to be naked in public? I had a friend who flashed her boobs in high school to every Del Taco drive thru attendant in Orange County. Not only did she get us free food every weekend but she always seemed like she was having fun! Plus she has gone on to have a normal happy relationship. Sex addicts don’t have those remember.
Multiple or Anonymous Sexual Partners
First of all if you live in my town there is no such thing as anonymous sexual partners and they always come in multiples. I see nothing wrong with spreading your seed as long as your seed is wrapped up in a size XL Magnum condom. When you are single you have to kiss a lot of frogs, if you are safe about it go for it. I prefer to stick to one bang at a time because we all know sex only gets better with time, but I understand that we all have needs and sometimes you have to go out there and fulfill them. I don’t think this makes me an addict I think this makes me realistic. This might be coming off harsh so you should know that I am not advocating cheating. I am talking to the single Sally’s and Sam’s out there. They should be aloud to safely bang as many people as they want without judgment. You in a relationship folks stick to each other. If one of you is cheating then there is probably something wrong in the relationship and you should just move on.
Sexual Harassment
This just made me laugh. Nothing makes me happier than sexual harassing boys. It kills time and it’s just fun. If you don’t think so then cast your stones at me.
Consistent Use of Porn
I don’t trust people that don’t watch porno flicks. Grow some balls and get loose. Porno is wonderful and I love it for so many reasons. For one it signs my checks and no one should ever bite the hand that feeds them. Plus without it to teach me some wonderful tricks I wouldn’t be the jezebel that I am today. I am so sick of people thinking porno is a bad thing. There is so much porno out there I am certain there is something for everyone! It’s not like I am at home watching double anal double vag gang bangs, but if you are then more power to you. It’s just lame when people judge or trash porno before giving it a shot. Porn is perfect, get into it.
Now I know that all of the behaviors above can be taken to an extreme and can be a problem for some people. As for me, I just don’t buy it. I love sex, so much in fact that I write about it on a daily basis, but in no way does it affect my life in a negative way. I mean I’ve got it under control guys. As a matter of fact, I have only buzzed it out once today and it wasn’t even to porno so get off my case. All jokes aside, I am sure sex addiction can be a huge problem and ruin lives, because of that I have included some websites that can help. While I was doing research I came across a lot of bogus sites, if you are looking for help be careful not to stumble into anything that involves a shit ton of money. You should also probably stay away from this site. With that being said, have a great day darlings!
Kisses,
Stella in Denial
http://www.sexaa.org/
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