Bang Buddy
Stella James
As much as my fun loving frenemies would like to believe that I am out there banging a new bearded babe every weekend the truth is it just doesn’t happen that way. I am and always will be a repeat offender. You see, I am a bit of a little freak in the sheets and it’s much easier to bang like a maniac with someone you trust.
I have one bang buddy that I go back to after every failed romance. Every girl should have one, but there are rules that you need to keep in mind when pursuing a bang buddy. Like any normal relationship there has to be proper communication. I don’t mean communicating the fact that you want his P in your V either. I am sure that can go without saying. The communication I am talking about can be a little bit harder to deal with. It’s making sure you and your BB know what your boundaries are. Chances are you guys are banging it out because you love sex but aren’t so good at being in a committed relationship. I know it’s hard but you and your BB need to make it clear where you stand. My BB and I have it down good. We know what we are and neither of us will ruin it by slapping a label on it and calling it love. Don’t get me wrong I love him; I especially love him when he is face down in vagina town. It’s just a different love. My BB and I have a friendship first. The respect from the friendship carries on into the banging and makes it that much easier to communicate. Don’t worry one night standers; I think you can turn a Random Ryan into a fabulous BB as well. Just remember the communication.
Once you have communicated to your BB that banging, not dating will be happening you are free to start the fun. Your BB should be your practice tool. You know there are things that you’ve wanted to try with your boyfriend or girlfriend but were worried they would think you were a porn obsessed freak. Bust out the baby oil and oyster shots because you guys are free to explore your deepest, dirtiest sexual desires. Your BB should be on the same sexual level as you. The main reason I have a BB is because he is great in bed. I don’t have time to weed through the good and bad bangers. I need to know that when he drops his trousers I am dealing with an anaconda not a garden snake. That’s the beauty of your BB; you can shop around a bit till you find the perfect one.
There are some cons to having a BB. The first is pretty easy to see. If you are banging a buddy you aren’t really leaving an option open to meet a boyfriend. I have no problem with this at the moment because the bearded New Yorker has taken the idea of love off the table for me yet again. If you are going to bang your buddy you have to remember just that. He is your buddy not your boyfriend. No getting jealous because he talks about how hot another girl is. She is most likely your friend and trust me he’s not doing it to get a rise out of you. He is doing it because he is a dude and they think with their cocks. If you want to be a good BB I suggest taking a page out of his book and start thinking with your vagina. Turn off the Fiona Apple, put on the new Deftones and start objectifying women and men right along with him. If you want a boyfriend to tell you are the most beautiful broad in the whole world then you are looking in the wrong place and you are not cut out for a bang buddy.
The main problem for bang buddies is thinking it is something it isn’t. Don’t fall in love, don’t try and date, but also don’t mistreat each other. You guys should be having fun and it’s never fun to get your feelings hurt. If you find yourself being mistreated you should move on. That’s the beauty of bang buddies, it’s not serious. If it gets to serious it’s time to move on. Fortunately for me my BB is perfection. I hope you single darlings can find a radical buddy to bang.
Kiss Kiss until next time babes,
Stella James
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