Presley Talks Hard

Talk Hard


Presley James



Let’s talk dirty, when it is appropriate to talk and when you should just stick a dick in it. Let’s be honest if you’re a fan of sex your probably a fan of talking about it in the right situation. I myself am fan of two kinds of talking in the bedroom the dirty kind and safe words.



Talking about the deed before it’s done can be a great way to get into it. I am all for telling you where to stick your disco stick and how I want you to do it (way up where my ribs at). I don’t even mind a little Q&A but guys the quickest way to shut the doors at the Pink Taco is to be insecure. If you can’t talk the talk don’t try. A few things that are inappropriate to say in the sack: Number one asking about the size of your Johnson when your still inside me is ok once but if you are going to ask me five times to tell you that your dick is like a rocket that’s going to take me to space, it’s going to start to feel a little played out. If I want to compliment your member I will. If you keep asking I’m going to tell you the truth and it probably won’t be what you want to hear. Number two don’t compare me to the last broad you banged, it’s not that I care that your banging other girls but it takes the attention away from me and no girl likes this.



Ladies a few things that are off limits for us to say; well actually there isn’t much at all. He is just happy to be putting his P into your V and if he doesn’t like what you have to say he may ask to gag you or just start with a little choke. Which brings me to our next topic. SAFE WORDS! I am a huge fan of safe words. If you are in a relationship you and your Joe can come up with this together. I have heard of everything from hash browns to red. Food type words seem to be very popular in safe words these days. Now if you are a fan of bringing food substances such as whip cream or syrup into the mix then folks do not pick a food word. Colors as well can be very confusing. Red could mean you just lost your V card or that aunt flow just came to town. I personally think your safe word should be something you can say while short of breath. So give yourself some good hand to throat action and see if you can even spit out blueberry pancakes. After testing out many safe words with myself, I brought them into the bedroom. With a little trial and error I ended with Phil as my word. It is easy to say when in very uncomfortable positions and it rolls right off the tongue while being choked. Not to mention it’s usually a red flag when banging a guy named Tom. I don’t care who you are if someone calls out another mans name while knockin the boots it’s going to create some attention.



So there you have it, my thoughts on safe words! Good luck kids, talk hard!





-Presley James