Stella and Presley talk Young Boys

Twenty One

Stella James and Presley James

Being a single 25 year old broad in a 21 year old dude’s world can be a lot of fun. It can also be a big fucking hassle. Presley and I have decided to weigh the pros and cons of single 21 year old boys. Are they a gift or a curse to the single ladies of the world?

(+) Pro: They make out like maniacs.

S: May I just say, I love making out with twenty-one year old boys. Mostly because I am a whiskey fed monster and want to make out in public. They have no problem sucking face at the bar. Presley, you’re no stranger to sucking face in or on the bar, don’t you think this a definite Pro?

P: Pro all the way. I would actually like to thank all the random 21 year olds I swapped spit with. If it weren’t for them I would have never made it through my first single summer.

(+) Pro: They look like Greek Gods.

P: I don’t know what it is about the 21 year old boys these days but did the always look like this? It’s like they haven’t been able to get into bars long enough to be carrying around a keg where their six pack should be. Imagine what 21 year olds look like in Greece… My vagina tingles

S: Oh wow new life goal travel to Greece and bang all the local 21year old boys. This is a tricky pro though. I have recently come to find out that just because he looks like Eros doesn’t mean he is going to bang like Eros.

(-) Con: They don’t know what they are around for.

S: There is nothing that bothers me more than a 21 year old who doesn’t know his purpose. I mean let’s not pretend this is something it isn’t. It’s really cute when they are surprised that I don’t want to hang out with them outside of the bar. It’s kind of adorable. Silly little boys.

P: This is true. It’s like they have never heard the term boy toy. It reminds me of my first 21 year old, he would ask me to go to the movies and family BBQ’s. Hello I’m not trying to be your girlfriend, I just wanna take advantage of your youth. This is a major con.

(+)Pro: They always go down.
S: Speaking of purpose in life! I love how eager they are to head down south. Get after it you little stallion! Those young boys are so eager to please and I love them for it.

P: Not only do they always go down but they aren’t afraid to be instructed on how to do so. It’s as if your vagina is the fountain of youth and they have to get all they can now.

(-) Con: They call too much

S: I guess this is my own fault for giving my number out. I need to stop doing that. A major con is that 21 year old boys don’t know how to play the game. Please don’t call me four times a day and not leave a message. I have caller ID and it just creeps me out to see your number that many times in a day. How about this, just wait for me to call you?

P: I know that your high school girlfriend thought that you two would be together forever and didn’t mind that you called her over and over again but your playing  with the big boys now. I will call you and most likely it will be at 2 am so just wait!

(+) Pro: They like Lil Wayne

P: Stella all I have to say is our black rapper party will be full of 21 year olds. Not only do they like lil Wayne but they will probably rap the words to you while your shaking your ass on the dance floor

S: Heck yes, mindless rap makes me want to shake it. I can always count on the young ones to not give a shit about music, art, or literature. Don’t get me wrong, I love all of the above but sometimes I just want to be drunk and pretend I am at the BET Awards.

(-) They Sell Drugs
S: They all sell drugs and I just can’t get down with that. I mean really, I had no idea that asking you if you wanted ketchup with your small fries really meant can you hook up a gram of pot. Obviously you can tell I am clueless to this lingo because I still call it “Pot”
P: You’re not an entreprenuer just because you learned how to grow some new hydro shit in your parent’s basement. Grow up and get a real job and by that I don’t mean as a server at El Ranchito.



So there you have it, a little pros and cons list. Presley and I will almost always look past the cons to make out with the magical creature that is the 21-year-old male. Watch out babes, we are coming for you.



Kiss Kiss Darlings,

Stella and Presley