Buzz Bank
Stella James
Contrary to popular belief I am not banging a new bearded babe every other day. There are times when I go on long stretches without a ride to pleasure town. During these times I like to buzz it out to varieties of titillating visuals. I am not one to hide life’s pleasures from the rest of the world. With that being said I would like to share my list of buzz worthy material. Five hardcore porn flicks and five mainstream flicks that get my motor running.
Stella’s Buzz Picks:
1. Fear: I have been buzzing it out to this movie since 1996. There is something about getting finger banged on a roller coaster by Marky Mark that screams buzz worthy. I was a horny little teenager and when Mark Wahlberg carved Nicole 4-eva on his chest I was sold. As you can tell from a young age I was attracted to a roughneck type of dude. Some things never change.
2. Brad Armstrong’s Flashpoint: This is the first porn I was lucky enough to get my hands on. My high school boyfriend had it and one day after school he put it on as a joke of course. The joke was on him because by the end of the dream scene between Jenna and T.T. Boy I was ripping his clothes off. I still get vagina tingles from the fire and A+ banging. This scene has forever been saved in my spank bank.
3. Jarhead: Jake Gyllenhaal fucking his girlfriend against a wall? Holy buzz heaven. You should probably know that Jake can do no wrong in my eyes and I love him so much that I could probably buzz it out to him getting banged by Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain. Judge me.
4. Mike Quasar’s Dreamgirlz: Two words ladies, Manuel Ferrara. I mean really if he doesn’t get your vagina tingling then something might be broken down there. That French stallion gets so much buzzing action from me that I should pay him. It is impossible not to get completely excited when he is banging Carmen Luvana. I mean she really looks like she is enjoying herself. Lucky bitch.
5. Showgirls: God Bless Elizabeth Berkley’s sluttish ass. When she gives Trey from Sex and the City a happy ending lap dance in front of Gina Gershon I immediately grab my buzzer. The wild pool scene isn’t half bad either. I mean sure it’s a little cheesy and over the top but it usually gets me half way excited and I have enough imagination to finish the job.
6. TMSleaze: Not typically a fan of parody porn but the hot pieces of ass that directed this are buzz worthy enough to give it a go. Plus James Deen’s sexy Jewish ass is in it and we all know how I love them Jewish boys. His scene with Brynn Tyler is by far the best. Dudes you should all take a page out of Mr. Deen’s book. Ladies you will not be disappointed with his work, but your buzzer may need a break.
7. Californication: Hank Moody, get in my mouth. Writers are just hot and Hank is no exception! There is something about David Duchovny’s chain smoking, whiskey drinking, dirty talking character that gets me in the mood to do very bad things.
8. Pirates: I was worried that the good sexing would be lost in the million dollar budget. I was very wrong. I’m all about the lesy scene with Janine and Jesse. I mean really with the candles? Hello Buzz Lightyear!
9. True Romance: I put this little gem on when I want to get romantic with myself. I don’t typically like to mix romance with buzzing but sometimes it gives a nice balance. Typically the buzzer comes out when Clarence and Alabama are in the comic shop. The sex scene to follow makes my vagina tingle and my heart melt. The lighting, the tunes, and Patricia Arquette’s tongue on Christian Slater’s chest it’s just what the doctor ordered. Thank you Quentin Taranitino for writing such a buzz worthy scene.
10. Andrew Blake’s Voyer: I’m pretty obsessed with Andrew Blake’s work. Usually I stick to gonzo but there is something incredibly beautiful about this film. Plus all the ladies in it are so magically insane that there is no way I could get through it with out a little visit from my friend buzz. Good Game Mr. Blake, good game!
There you have it darlings, a small list of buzztastic films to keep you busy in your down time. Feel free to send your list my way. It’s always nice to broaden the buzz bank!
Kiss Kiss Darlings,
Stella
Stella James
Contrary to popular belief I am not banging a new bearded babe every other day. There are times when I go on long stretches without a ride to pleasure town. During these times I like to buzz it out to varieties of titillating visuals. I am not one to hide life’s pleasures from the rest of the world. With that being said I would like to share my list of buzz worthy material. Five hardcore porn flicks and five mainstream flicks that get my motor running.
Stella’s Buzz Picks:
1. Fear: I have been buzzing it out to this movie since 1996. There is something about getting finger banged on a roller coaster by Marky Mark that screams buzz worthy. I was a horny little teenager and when Mark Wahlberg carved Nicole 4-eva on his chest I was sold. As you can tell from a young age I was attracted to a roughneck type of dude. Some things never change.
2. Brad Armstrong’s Flashpoint: This is the first porn I was lucky enough to get my hands on. My high school boyfriend had it and one day after school he put it on as a joke of course. The joke was on him because by the end of the dream scene between Jenna and T.T. Boy I was ripping his clothes off. I still get vagina tingles from the fire and A+ banging. This scene has forever been saved in my spank bank.
3. Jarhead: Jake Gyllenhaal fucking his girlfriend against a wall? Holy buzz heaven. You should probably know that Jake can do no wrong in my eyes and I love him so much that I could probably buzz it out to him getting banged by Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain. Judge me.
4. Mike Quasar’s Dreamgirlz: Two words ladies, Manuel Ferrara. I mean really if he doesn’t get your vagina tingling then something might be broken down there. That French stallion gets so much buzzing action from me that I should pay him. It is impossible not to get completely excited when he is banging Carmen Luvana. I mean she really looks like she is enjoying herself. Lucky bitch.
5. Showgirls: God Bless Elizabeth Berkley’s sluttish ass. When she gives Trey from Sex and the City a happy ending lap dance in front of Gina Gershon I immediately grab my buzzer. The wild pool scene isn’t half bad either. I mean sure it’s a little cheesy and over the top but it usually gets me half way excited and I have enough imagination to finish the job.
6. TMSleaze: Not typically a fan of parody porn but the hot pieces of ass that directed this are buzz worthy enough to give it a go. Plus James Deen’s sexy Jewish ass is in it and we all know how I love them Jewish boys. His scene with Brynn Tyler is by far the best. Dudes you should all take a page out of Mr. Deen’s book. Ladies you will not be disappointed with his work, but your buzzer may need a break.
7. Californication: Hank Moody, get in my mouth. Writers are just hot and Hank is no exception! There is something about David Duchovny’s chain smoking, whiskey drinking, dirty talking character that gets me in the mood to do very bad things.
8. Pirates: I was worried that the good sexing would be lost in the million dollar budget. I was very wrong. I’m all about the lesy scene with Janine and Jesse. I mean really with the candles? Hello Buzz Lightyear!
9. True Romance: I put this little gem on when I want to get romantic with myself. I don’t typically like to mix romance with buzzing but sometimes it gives a nice balance. Typically the buzzer comes out when Clarence and Alabama are in the comic shop. The sex scene to follow makes my vagina tingle and my heart melt. The lighting, the tunes, and Patricia Arquette’s tongue on Christian Slater’s chest it’s just what the doctor ordered. Thank you Quentin Taranitino for writing such a buzz worthy scene.
10. Andrew Blake’s Voyer: I’m pretty obsessed with Andrew Blake’s work. Usually I stick to gonzo but there is something incredibly beautiful about this film. Plus all the ladies in it are so magically insane that there is no way I could get through it with out a little visit from my friend buzz. Good Game Mr. Blake, good game!
There you have it darlings, a small list of buzztastic films to keep you busy in your down time. Feel free to send your list my way. It’s always nice to broaden the buzz bank!
Kiss Kiss Darlings,
Stella
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